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gothic:

How I Met Your Mother 5x08, “The Playbook”

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pibbplusredvines:

Twas the night before this one, I had hours to kill.
I sat in the tavern grading parchments with quill.
A busty young lassie flashed me a grin.
Her garb said classy, but her eyes whispered sin.
She said, “You’re a teacher?”  I said, “yes, indeed.”
“I must have you,” she moaned. “I’m turned on by tweed.”
With haste we did scamper, to my chamber anon.
We fell to the couch, and bro, it was on.
I unlaced her bodice; our passion grew deeper.
And thus ends the tale, of the sexless innkeeper.

How I Met Your Mother - 5x04: “The Sexless Innkeeper”